. (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. Hes my white whale. This house is actually pretty interesting. Playing hardball, huh? ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? You asked me, I'm answering. STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. Now heres the problem. All of us! Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. Ive learned a lot. Yes, its been very creepy. I mean, real ghosts? DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. So, Im selling our house. Back off! Oldest trick in the book! What does that mean? Theyre made out of the devil! The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. LYDIA: Im alone. I think I really captured your essence. GET OUTTA MY WAY. She was my world, too Lydia. Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe! Yeah. We mostly just watched and drank wine. If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. OH! Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wildest ghost this side of the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! (in a southern accent.) To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . She needs stability. Hi, boys! LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? Can you believe that? LYDIA: It could be both. LYDIA: You know what? I can bring your daddy so much pain. LYDIA: Hey Delia! But a genuine haunted house? My guruOtho! BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! You! Wait, why aren't you dancing? LYDIA: I dont want your help. Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! We used to live here. It has to stop. Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. It's from the store! LYDIA: Okay. Is this it? The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. Well that wouldve been good to know. LYDIA: Hey dad? DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? Hide! ADAM: That guy! close. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. Dont you get it? Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! BEETLEJUICE: That is a sandworm. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? Chapter 1: The Netherworld. So! LYDIA: What? BEETLEJUICE: Hey! However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! I accept you. OTHO: (offstage.) Except for you, Dead Mom. Thats why youre stuck in the attic! who adapted the movie into the musical's script, . The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. I love it! CHARLES: Lydia! So kinda like this. No he wont, youll just be dead. Happiness! Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? Whatd you do!? NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! I asked you to send me a sign. The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . AHHH! Then you will know that I am no longer . BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? The oldest trick in the book. We are father, daughter, and Delia. A toast to my father and his all important business! Im sorry everybody. Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. I don't know what just happened. CHARLES: Delia! Puppet show!! But you can. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! This is what you get! You dont recognize me? "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . Not answering! (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? Take care of them. ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! What? You and me, were not that different. For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). DELIA: But what if its Lydia? Do the research! I just can't deal with Delia. (a beat.) DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. My dad never wants me to talk about her. Please, dont spin the wheel! After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King.It is based on the 1988 film of the same name.The story concerns a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call for help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (after the star; the name is pronounced and often spelled "Beetlejuice"), who is . ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. And they eat ghosts. Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. We cant just stay in the attic! You know what would make all this even more awesome? From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. Very good energy. YAAAH. Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. Welcome to the family, son. Do you understand what Im proposing? Itty bitty price, more of a favor really. I havent always been such a good mother. Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. I am utterly alone. IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? Well, if you wanna treat me like a demon, then Ill be a demon. ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! LYDIA: I had a change of heart. Do not be afraid. This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? BARBARA: Lydia, no, you don't know what will happen. Afraid Id marry her? This house is haunted! Act I 1. Does this dress say Mindfulness?. Club members can see a different show every night of the week! Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! OTHO: Its Kevin! Everyone here would go back if they could! You both get em. ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. But together, well make him see! Let me point you to the right page. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. And such a bold departure from the original source material! So, I have an idea. Parts. 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